FUNNY SMS


Fakaeerni: bhai allah k naam pe paise do! Admi: sharam nhi aati rod par bheek mangte hoye! Fakeerni: kaminey ! tere 1 rupay k liye office kholun kya.
Larki : Mere Abba Tumhein Bohot Pasand Kartay Hain. * * Pathaan: (sharmatay huway) Kuch Bhi Ho, * Par Hum Shaadi Tum Hi Se Karay ga..
Friend 2 pathan. Yaar aj tumhara mobile bohat baj rha hai. . . Pathan:yara aj ghalti sy apni behan ka mobile ly aya hon..
Banta: Pareshan Lag Rahe Ho. Santa: Yaar Baap Ban Ne Wala Hu. Banta: Yeh To Khushi Ki Baat He! Santa: Lekin Biwi Ko Nahi Pata
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Pappu: Mai Apni G/F Ko Birthday Par Kya Du? Kappu: Wo Dikhti Kaisi Hai? Pappu: Katrina Jesi Kappu: To phir Usey Mera Number Dede.!!!
Girl:Dear Hum Kaha Ja Rahe Hai? Boy:Long Drive Par Dear. Girl: Pahele Kyu Nahi Bataya! Boy: Mujhe Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Jab Break Fail hua.
Santa Ki Patni Santa Se Boli:=Aap Hazaro Me 1 Ho* "Santa Ne 1Thappd Mara Or Puchha" Baki 999 Koun He?




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